By Frank Stockton
Grandison Pratt was a colored man of about thirty, who, with his wife and two or three children, lived in a neat log cabin in one of the Southern States. He was a man of an independent turn of mind, and he much desired to own the house in which he lived and the small garden-patch around it. This valuable piece of property belonged to Mr. Morris, and as it was an outlying corner of his large farm he had no objection to sell it to Grandison, provided the latter could pay for it; but of this he had great doubts. The man was industrious enough, but he often seemed to have a great deal of difficulty about paying the very small rental charged for his place, and Mr. Morris, consequently, had well-grounded doubts about his ability to purchase it.
“But, sah,” said Grandison one day when these objections had been placed before him, “I’s been turnin’ dis thing ober in my min’ ober an’ ober. I know jes’ how much I kin make an’ how much I’s got to spend an’ how I kin save ter buy the house, an’ if I agree to pay you so much money on such a day an’ so much on such anudder day I’s gwine ter do it. You kin jes’ put that down, sah, for sartin shuh.”
“Well, Grandison,” said Mr. Morris, “I’ll give you a trial. If, at the end of six months, you can pay me the first instalment, I’ll have the necessary papers made out, and you can go on and buy the place, but if you are not up to time on the first payment, I want to hear no more about the purchase.”
“All right, Mahs’r Morris,” said Grandison. “If I gibs you my word ter pay de money on de fus’ day ob October, I’s gwine to do it. Dat’s sartin shuh.”
Months passed on, and, although Grandison worked as steadily as usual, he found toward the end of September that, in the ordinary course of things, he would not be able to make up the sum necessary for the first payment. Other methods out of the ordinary course came into his mind, but he had doubts about availing himself of them. He was extremely anxious to make up the amount due, for he knew very well that if he did not pay it on the day appointed he might bid farewell to his hope of becoming a freeholder. In his perplexity he resolved to consult Brother ‘Bijah, the minister of the little church in the pine-woods to which Grandison belonged.
“Now, look-a-heah, Brudder ‘Bijah,” said he, “wot’s I gwine to do ‘bout dis bizness? I done promised ter pay dis money on de fus’ day ob de comin’ month, an’ dar’s six dollars ob it dat I ain’t got yit.”
“An’ aint dar any way ter git it?” asked ‘Bijah.
“Yaas, dar’s one way,” said Grandison, “I’s been turnin’ dis matter ober an’ ober in my min’, an’ dar’s only one way. I mought sell apples. Apples is mighty skarse dis fall, an’ I kin git two dollars a bar’l for ‘em in town. Now, if I was ter sell three bar’ls of apples I’d hab dat dar six dollars, sartin shuh. Don’ you see dat, Brudder ‘Bijah?”
“Dat’s all clar ‘nuf,” said the minister, “but whar you gwine ter git three bar’ls o’ apples? You don’ mean ter tell me dat you’s got ‘nuf apple-trees in your little gyardin fur ter shake down three bar’ls o’ apples.”
“Now look a-heah, Brudder ‘Bijah,” said Grandison, his eyes sparkling with righteous indignation, “dat’s too much ‘to ‘spec’ ob a man who’s got ter work all day to s’port his wife an’ chillun. I digs, an’ I plows, an’ I plants, an’ I hoes. But all dem things ain’t ‘nuf ter make apple-trees grow in my gyardin like as dey was corn-field peas.”
“Dat’s so,” said ‘Bijah, reflectively. “Dat’s too much to spec’ ob any man. But how’s you gwine ter sell de apples if you ain’t got ‘em?”
“I’s got ter git em,” said Grandison. “Dar’s apples ‘nuf growin’ roun’ an’ not so fur away dat I can’t tote ‘em ter my house in a bahsket. It’s pow’ful hard on a man wot’s worked all day ter have ter tote apples ahfter night, but dar ain’ no other way ob gittin’ dat dar money.”
“I spec’ de orchard whar you’s thinkin’ o’ gwine is Mahs’r Morrises,” said the minister.
“You don’ ‘spose Ise gwine ter any ob dose low down orchards on de udder side de creek, does ye? Mahs’r Morris has got the bes’ apples in dis county. Dat’s de kin’ wot fetch two dollars a bar’l.”
“Brudder Gran’son,” said ‘Bijah, solemnly, “is you min’ runnin on takin’ Mahs’r Morrises apples inter town an’ sellin’ em?”
“Well, he gits de money, don’t he?” answered the other, “and if I don’t sell his apples ‘taint no use sellin’ none. Dem udder little nubbins roun’ heah won’t fetch no two dollars a bar’l.”
“Dem ain’t justifyin’ deeds wot’s runnin’ in your mind,” said ‘Bijah. “Dey ain’t justifyin’.”
“Ob course,” said Grandison, “dey wouldn’t be justifyin’ if I had de six dollars. But I ain’t got ‘em, an’ Ise promised to pay ‘em. Now, is I ter stick to de truf, or isn’t I?”
“Truf is mighty,” said the preacher, “an’ ought not to be hendered from prevailin’.”
“Dat’s so! dat’s so!” exclaimed Grandison. “You can’t go agin de Scripters. Truf is mighty, an’ ‘tain’t fur pore human critters like us to try to upsot her. Wot we’re got ter do is ter stick to her through thick an’ thin.”
“Ob course, dat’s wot we oughter do,” said ‘Bijah, “but I can’t see my way clar to you sellin’ dem apples.”
“But dar ain’t nuffin else ter do!” exclaimed Grandison, “an’ ef I don’t do dat, away goes de truf, clar out o’ sight. An’ wot sort o’ ‘ligion you call dat, Brudder ‘Bijah?”
“’Tain’t no kind at all,” said ‘Bijah, “fur we’s bound ter stick to de truf, which is de bottom corner-stone ob piousness. But dem apples don’t seem ter git demselves straightened out in my mind, Brudder Gran’son.”
“It ‘pears ter me, Brudder ‘Bijah, dat you doan’ look at dem apples in de right light. If I was gwine ter sell ‘em to git money ter buy a lot o’ spotted calliker ter make frocks for de chillen, or eben to buy two pars o’ shoes fur me an’ Judy ter go to church in, dat would be a sin, sartin shuh. But you done furgit dat I’s gwine ter take de money ter Mahs’r Morris. If apples is riz an’ I gits two dollars an’ a quarter a bar’l, ob course I keeps de extry quarter, which don’ pay anyhow fur de trouble ob pickin’ ‘em. But de six dollars I gibs, cash down, ter Mahs’r Morris. Don’ you call dat puffectly fa’r an’ squar, Brudder ‘Bijah?”
‘Bijah shook his head. “Dis is a mighty dubersome question, Brudder Gran’son, a mighty dubersome question.”
Grandison stood with a disappointed expression on his countenance. He greatly desired to gain from his minister sanction for the financial operation he had proposed. But this the solemn ‘Bijah did not appear prepared to give. As the two men stood together by the roadside they saw, riding toward them, Mr. Morris himself.
“Now, den,” exclaimed Grandison, “heah comes Mahs’r Morris, and I’s gwine ter put dis question to hisse’f. He oughter know how ter ‘cide bout it, if anybody does.”
“You ain’t truly gwine ter put dat question to him, is ye?” asked ‘Bijah, quickly.
“No, sah,” replied the other. “I’s gwine to put the case on a dif’rent show-pint. But ‘twill be the same thing as de udder.”
Mr. Morris was a genial-natured man, who took a good deal of interest in his negro neighbors, and was fond of listening to their peculiar humor. Therefore, when he saw that Grandison wished to speak to him he readily pulled up his horse.
“Mahs’r Morris,” said Grandison, removing his hat, “Brudder ‘Bijah an’ me has been argyin on de subjick ob truf. An’ jes’ as you was comin’ up I was gwine ter tell him a par’ble ‘bout sticken ter truf. An’ if you’s got time, Mahs’r Morris, I’d be pow’ful glad ter tell you de par’ble, an’ let you ‘cide ‘tween us.”
“Very well,” said Mr. Morris, “go on with your parable.”
“Dis yere par’ble,” said Grandison, “has got a justifyin’ meanin’ in it, an’ it’s ‘bout a bar an’ a’ possum. De ‘possum he was a-gwine out early in de mawnin’ ter git a little corn fur his breakfus’—”
“Very wrong in the opossum,” said Mr. Morris, “for I am sure he hadn’t planted any corn.”
“Well, den, sah,” said Grandison, “p’raps ‘twas akerns; but, anyway, afore he was out ob de woods he see a big, ole bar a-comin’ straight ‘long to him. De ‘possum he ain’t got no time ter climb a tree an’ git out on de leetlest end ob a long limb, an’ so he lay hese’f flat down on de groun’ an’ make b’lieve he’s dead. When de ole bar came up he sot down an’ look at de ‘possum. Fus’ he turn his head on one side an’ den he turn his head on de udder, but he look at de ‘possum all de time. D’reckly he gits done lookin’ an’ he says:
“’Look-a-heah, ‘possum, is you dead or is you libin’? If you’s dead I won’t eat you, fur I neber eats dead critters, but if you’s libin’ den I eats you for my breakfus’, fur I is bilin’ hungry, not havin’ had nuffin sence sun-up but a little smack dat I took afore gwine out inter de damp air ob de mawnin’. Now, den, ‘possum, speak out and tell me is you ‘libe or is you dead?’
“Dat are question frew de ‘possum inter a pow’ful sweat. If he told de truf an’ said he was alibe he knowed well ‘nuf dat de bar would gobble him up quicker’n if he’d been a hot ash cake an’ a bowl of buttermilk; but if he said he was dead so’s de bar wouldn’t eat him, de bar, like ‘nuf, would know he lied, an’ would eat him all de same. So he turn de matter ober an’ ober in his min’, an’ he wrastled with his ‘victions, but he couldn’t come ter no ‘clusion. ‘Now don’t you tink,’ said de bar, ‘dat I’s got time to sit here de whole mawnin’ waitin’ fer you ter make up your mind whether you’s dead or not. If you don’t ‘cide pretty quick, I’ll put a big rock a-top o’ you, an’ stop fer you answer when I come back in de ebenin’.’ Now dis gib de ‘possum a pow’ful skeer, an’ ‘twas cl’ar to his min’ dat he mus’ ‘cide de question straight off. If he tole de truf, and said he was alibe, he’d be eat up shuh; but if he said he was dead, de bar mought b’lieve him. ‘Twarn’t very likely dat he would, but dar was dat one leetle chance, an’ he done took it. ‘I is dead,’ says he. ‘You’s a long time makin’ up your min’ ‘bout it,’ says de bar. ‘How long you been dead?’ ‘Sence day ‘fore yestidday,’ says the ‘possum. ‘All right!’ says de bar, ‘when dey’ve on’y been dead two or free days, an’ kin talk, I eats ‘em all de same.’ An’ he eat him up.”
“And now, Grandison,” said Mr. Morris, “where is the moral of that parable?”
“De moral is dis,” said Grandison; “stick ter de truf. If de ‘possum had tole de truf, an’ said he was alibe, de bar couldn’t eat him no more’n he did eat him; no bar could do dat. An’ I axes you, Mahs’r Morris, don’ dat par’ble show dat eb’rybody oughter stick ter de truf, no matter what happens.”
“Well, I don’t think your moral is very clear,” said Mr. Morris, “for it would have been about as bad for the ‘possum one way as the other. But, after all, it would have been better for the little beast to tell the truth and die with a clear conscience.”
“Dat’s so!” cried Brother ‘Bijah, speaking in his ministerial capacity, “de great thing in dis worl’ is ter die wid a clear conscience.”
“But you can’t do dat,” said Grandison, “if you let dis thing an’ dat thing come in ter hinder ye. Now dat’s jes’ wot we’s been disputin’ ‘bout, Mahs’r Morris. I ‘clared dat we oughter stick ter de truf widout lookin’ to de right or de lef’; but Brudder ‘Bijah, his min’ wasn’t quite made up on de subjick. Now, wot you say, Mahs’r Morris?”
“I say stick to the truth, of course,” said Mr. Morris, gathering up his reins. “And, by the way, Grandison, do you expect to make that payment on your place which is due next week?”
“Yaas, sah, sartin shuh,” said Grandison. “I done tole you I’d do it, Mahs’r Morris, an’ I ‘tends ter stick ter de truf.”
“Now, den,” said Grandison, in a tone of triumph, when Mr. Morris had ridden away, “you see I’s right in my ‘clusions, and Mahs’r Morris ‘grees with me.”
“Dunno,” said Brother ‘Bijah, shaking his head, “dis is a mighty dubersome question. You kep’ dem apples clar out o’ sight, Brudder Gran’son; clar out o’ sight.”
It was about a week after this, quite early in the morning, that Grandison was slowly driving into town with a horse and a wagon which he had borrowed from a neighbor. In the wagon were three barrels of fine apples. Suddenly, at a turn in the road, he was greatly surprised to meet Mr. Morris, riding homeward.
“What have you in those barrels, Grandison?” inquired his landlord.
“Dey’s apples, sah,” was the reply, “dat I’s got de job ob haulin’ ter town, sah.”
Mr. Morris rode up to the wagon and removed the piece of old canvas that was thrown over the tops of the barrels; there was no need of asking any questions. No one but himself, for many miles around, had “Belle-flowers” and “Jeannettes” like these.
“How much do you lack, Grandison,” he said, “of making up the money you owe me to-morrow?”
“Six dollars, sah,” said Grandison.
“Six dollars—three barrels—very good,” said Mr. Morris. “I see you are determined to stick to the truth, Grandison, and keep your engagement. But I will trouble you to turn that wagon round and haul those apples to my house. And, if you still want to buy the place, you can come on Monday morning and work out the balance you have to make up on the first instalment; and, after this, you can make all your payments in work. A day’s labor is fair and plain, but your ways of sticking to the truth are very crooked.”
It was not long after this that Grandison was ploughing in one of Mr. Morris’ fields, when Brother ‘Bijah came along and sat upon the fence.
“Brudder Gran’son,” said he, when the ploughman had reached the end of the furrow and was preparing to turn, “jes’ you let your hoss res’ a minnit till I tells you a par’ble.”
“Wot par’ble?” said Grandison, in a tone of unconcern, but stopping his horse, all the same.
“Why, dis one!” said ‘Bijah. “Dar was an ole mule an’ he b’longed to a cullud man named Harris who used to carry de mail from de Coht House ter Cary’s Cross-roads. De ole mule was a pow’ful triflin’ critter an’ he got lazier an’ lazier, an’ ‘fore long he got so dreffle slow dat it tuk him more’n one day ter go from de Coht House ter de crossroads, an’ he allus come in de day ahfter mail-day, when de people was done gone home. So de cullud man, Harris, he says:
“’You is too ole fur ter carry de mail, you triflin’ mule, an’ I hain’t got no udder use fur you.’
“So he put him in a gully-field, whar dar was nuffin but bar’ groun’ an’ hog weed. Now, dar was nuffin in dis worl’ dat triflin’ mule hated so much as hog weed, an’ he says to hese’f: ‘I’s boun’ ter do somefin’ better’n dis fur a libin. I reckin I’ll go skeer dat ole Harris, an’ make him gib me a feed o’ corn.’ So he jump ober de fence, fur he was spry ‘nuf when he had a min’ ter, an’ he steals an ole bar skin dat he’d seen hangin’ up in de store po’ch, an’ he pretty nigh kivered himse’f all up wid it. Den he go down to de pos’ offis, whar de mail had jes’ come in. When dis triflin’ ole mule seed de cullud man, Harris, sittin’ on de bottom step ob de po’ch, he begin to kick up his heels an’ make all de noise he could wid he mouf. ‘Wot’s dat?’ cried de cullud man, Harris. ‘I’s a big grizzly bar,’ said de mule, ‘’scaped from de ‘nagerie when ‘twas fordin’ Scott’s Creek.’ ‘When did you git out?’ said de cullud man, Harris. ‘I bus’ from de cage at half pas’ free o’clock dis ebenin’.’ ‘An’ is you reely a grizzly bar?’ ‘Dat’s de truf,’ said de triflin’ mule, ‘an’ I’s pow’ful hungry, an’ if you don’ go git me a feed o’ corn I’ll swaller you down whole.’ An’ he begun to roar as like a grizzly bar as he knew how. ‘Dat all de truf, you tellin’ me?’ de cullud man, Harris, ask. ‘Dat’s all true as I’s libin’,’ says de triflin’ mule. ‘All right, den,’ says de cullud man, Harris, ‘if you kin come from de ford on Scott’s Creek in a hour an’ a half, you kin carry de mail jes’ as well as any udder mule, an’ I’s gwine ter buy a big cart whip, an’ make you do it. So take off dat bar skin, an’ come ‘long wid me.’ So you see Brudder Gran’son,” continued ‘Bijah, “dar’s dif’rent kinds ob truf, an’ you’s got ter be mighty ‘ticklar wot kind you sticks ter.”
“Git up,” said Grandison to his drowsy horse, as he started him on another furrow.