BY HOLGER DRACHMANN
Translated by Grace Isabel Colbron.
The “strong Björn” was about to be married. The usual signs of such an occurrence had come to pass, even to the most important of them all; he had become engaged.
Exactly how this happened, however, history does not state. After the death of the head fisher-master he had inherited the house, and had paid off his brother Niels for his share with a good sum of money, so that the latter could build his own home farther off in the village. There sat Björn then with his house and his sail-maker’s outfit, very lonely in all his new glory.
He got into the habit of sauntering more frequently than usual down to the inn, to get his short pipe filled, to drink a glass and spin a yarn. The jolly innkeeper had been married about a year, and was as busy as could be, running in at the door of the inner room every few minutes “to look after something.”
“What is the matter there?” asked Björn. “Can’t you let the women attend to the child?”
The innkeeper explained it was the “teeth” that he was so interested in.
“Teeth?”
“Yes, Björn. When the teeth come the crying stops.”
“Is that so? Say, tell me, could I see the child?”
The father escorted him proudly into the nursery where the young wife sat at a window with the child on her lap. She was bending over it, and was also looking for “the teeth.”
Björn saluted and came slowly nearer.
“Come and look at him,” she said, smiling.
The giant bent his head, but the child became frightened at the heavy hair and beard and screamed. Björn drew back in alarm, but during his retreat he turned several times and looked back at the window.
When he and the innkeeper were alone in the latter’s private room Björn stood a while in thought, scratching with his thick finger in his mane.
“Say, innkeeper, what a wonderful thing such a little fellow is! He had real nails on his fingers, and he looked at me.”
The young father grew knock-kneed with pleasure, and, rubbing his hands, answered: “You ought to have just such a one yourself. You have a house and money.”
“Yes. But it is not so easy to find a wife, friend.”
Björn sat down, lost in thought, and when the innkeeper touched his glass with his own, he looked up absently. “Do you know what I am thinking of, innkeeper?”
“No. Let us hear it.”
“I was wondering if at any time I could really have been as small as that.”
“I hope, for your mother’s sake,” said the innkeeper, laughing, “that when you were born you were a good deal smaller than my baby now is.”
Then there was no more talk on that subject.
Several days later Björn set out in his good old boat with a load of potatoes for the nearest town.
The boat was known as “The Pail.”
Heaven knows where it got the name; probably from some nickname given in mockery—people are so wicked. But, as it often happens, the nickname had become a pet name, and the boat was always called “The Pail.” Red Anders, a relative, went along with him, and after having sold their potatoes—and sold them well at that—they were now lying alongside the wharf waiting for a little more wind. Then it happened that an old skipper of the town, who had retired, but could not altogether keep away from the water, came sauntering down to the dock, his hands in his pockets and his little twinkling eyes on the lookout for something of interest. He stopped on the dock, blinking still more, and seemed to be taking the measure of “The Pail.”
“Heh, boys, where are you from?”
Björn looked up, surprised at this question about anything so well known.
“From Fiskebäk, of course.”
“Are you the owner?”
Björn looked up at the skipper, with his hand behind his ear.
“I am a little deaf; but if you are speaking of the boat, it is ‘The Pail,’ and I am the owner.”
“Why do you call her ‘The Pail’?”
“That is her name.”
“Has she any faults?”
“We all have faults ourselves, and so do boats.”
“She is not very new?”
Björn began to get somewhat impatient.
“See here, my man, how old are you yourself?”
The skipper laughed and took his hands from his pockets.
“Will you sell your boat?”
Björn looked at Red Anders, and Red Anders looked at Björn. Then they both looked up at the questioner, and at last they looked around at the boat.
“What do you say, Anders?” asked Björn.
Björn was in good humor. The potato transaction had gone off famously, and the buyer had, over and above, treated them well. Finally he slapped his leg and said, with a broad grin:
“My soul. Why shouldn’t I sell her?”
“Yes, why not? Then you can buy a new one.”
“That’s so,” said Björn, and nodded to the skipper.
“How much do you want for her?” asked the latter.
“Two hundred dollars as she swims now.”
“One hundred and eighty,” was bidden.
Björn did not answer, but prepared to let go the mooring.
“Who made her sails?” was asked.
“The man with the rudder,” answered Björn, and cut the after-ropes loose.
“All right. Tie up again and let me come aboard.”
Then came a turning upside down and a ransacking of everything inside “The Pail.” The bulkheads, the flooring, the combing, the seats, nails, cleats, and painting, masts and oars were examined, and about an hour later Björn and Anders stood outside the tavern, where the bargain had been sealed with a drink. The summer sun shone down on their burning faces and beaming eyes, but when Björn looked toward the harbor and saw “The Pail” being taken away from its place his expression changed, and, turning to Anders, he asked: “What do you think they will say when we come home without ‘The Pail’?”
Anders put on a thoughtful mien. “I don’t know. But, anyway, it was your boat, and the skipper promised to be good to her, and keep her scraped and tarred and painted when she needs it.”
“You are right,” said Björn. “But are we to walk home?”
It was very hot and the sun burned. It was a good twelve miles to the fishing village, and the road was for the most part flat, sandy, and open.
“Do you want to ride?” asked Anders. “I am afraid the most of the wagons have gone home, unless you want to hire one.”
Björn stood a moment without answering. It was perhaps not such a bad idea to postpone the home-coming and the explanations for a little.
“I propose we go to the capital.”
“Do you treat?” asked Anders, cautiously.
“Certainly,” answered Björn, and slapped his pocket where the money lay. They went through the town to the railway station, where a train was just about to start. The two were like two big children. They had been to the capital already, but neither of them had ever ridden on the railroad.
Someone showed them the way to the ticket office. Björn planted himself in front of the opening, with his pocketbook in his hands.
“Can I get a cabin for two men to the capital?” he asked, in a tone which he took for a whisper, but which could be heard throughout the hall. “Return?” was asked.
“What’s that he says?” asked Björn of his comrade.
“Second or third?” came again from the office, in rather an angry tone.
“Take what you can get,” whispered Anders, who, as his expenses were paid for him, saw no reason for being economical.
“All right, give me the whole thing,” said Björn, and pushed a bill in at the impatient voice.
“Two excursions, second. You can come back on the evening train, do you hear?” said the voice.
Björn received a number of silver coins for his bill. He took it all but one piece. “We can afford to tip to-day,” he said to his cousin, in the same loud voice.
The ticket seller put his head out of the opening. “Take your money!” he called angrily.
“All right,” said Björn, crestfallen. He put the coin in his pocket, and as they walked through the waiting rooms to the platform he muttered: “That villain of an innkeeper at home told me that if you want to ride comfortably on the railroad you must tip the conductors. But it doesn’t seem to go here.”
They entered the compartment, where sat a stout man, with close cropped hair, white neckband, and long black coat. His face was red and good-natured.
“Whew, it’s warm here,” said Björn, and opened a window. The stout man coughed. The engine whistled, and the train began to move.
“There she goes, d—— me,” said Anders.
“Some speed in her,” answered Björn with a similar oath as the car began to lurch.
“Open the other porthole,” cried Björn, after a while. “I’ll suffocate in this box. This is a new sort of sailing on dry land.” The stout man coughed still more.
“Does it trouble you, sir?” asked Björn, politely.
“Yes.”
Björn gave orders for Anders to close the porthole. The stout gentleman eyed him sharply.
They came to a sharp curve in the road, the car swung round, and Björn nearly fell off his seat.
“Well, I’ll be blasted eternally,” he cried, half surprised and half in sly cunning. “Do you think they’ll send us to hell in this hurry, Anders?”
“Do you always swear like this, my man?” asked the stout gentleman. Björn looked at him with a wink.
“That’s as it happens, my good sir, but I generally do when on shore. Meat goes with bread, as the baker’s dog said when he stole the steak.”
“I do not think it is quite necessary,” said the stout gentleman. “I know, for I am a clergyman.”
“A clergyman?” repeated Björn, looking at him. “Beg pardon, but will you swear to that?”
The stout gentleman looked severely at him at first. But the big child was in such a good humor that day that he was quite irresistible, with his half-simple, half-roguish smile, and his good-nature, from which all severity ran off like water from a duck’s back.
In five minutes they were the best of friends. Björn told, in his own style, his story of “The Pail,” and the jolly priest laughed until his asthma nearly choked him, and before they reached the capital he had Björn’s promise to visit him next day in his little village rectory near the city.
Anders went home that night on his excursion ticket, and Björn set out alone next day for the country. Then it happened that after that day Björn undertook several excursions to Copenhagen with corresponding journeyings to the rectory, until, according to his own version, he was “caught by a petticoat.”
But this was all he would say about it. He went around wearing a broad, shining gold ring, which pinched his fat finger. How the ring was ever squeezed on that finger in the beginning was a mystery, but there it sat, and there sat Björn.
All winter long he pondered over his thoughts of marriage. The innkeeper and his wife teased him, at which he grew angry in jest and then in earnest. And then, when his anger had passed, he showed them first the photograph of a girl with a very dark face and two bright pink hat ribbons. The picture appeared to need much polishing of Björn’s coat sleeve, to give it, as he said, “the proper point of view.” He did not at all like any sport being made of this picture, but was honest enough to acknowledge that it looked more like “the portrait of a nigger than of a respectable country girl.”
During the winter he bought himself a new boat. With all necessary ceremonies this boat was christened the “Flying Fish”. But during the christening feast there was considerable of a row. The otherwise so good-natured Björn fired up about some chance teasing words, some mocking nickname given the boat. Without knowing just why the matter excited him so, he became first sarcastic, and then rude and threatening. Next day, however, he was much dissatisfied with himself, and went to consult with his friend the innkeeper, accusing himself of having forgotten his duties as host. But the innkeeper comforted him, and told him that was all the fault of his approaching marriage. A man in that condition can’t keep the right balance, and is liable to slop over either way on the slightest provocation. That was always so. The thing to do was to close the matter as soon as possible.
Björn did not answer. He muttered something about spring, and sheets and linen, etc., and then went for a sail in his new boat. She was a flyer and no mistake, he could prove that to the scoffers on shore any day!
Then spring came at last, and now “this nonsense should have an end.” He had a good new boat; all he wanted was a wife, so Björn swore to himself.
Thus the marriage came about.
The ceremony, naturally, was to be held in the little country church. A relative of Stine—Stine was the bride—had suggested that as Stine’s parents were both dead, and he himself was an innkeeper in Copenhagen, he should give the wedding feast in his house. Björn protested vigorously against this. He and his brother were to sail to the city, and lay up the boat at Kroyer’s Wharf. Niels would take care of the boat, and he himself would “play monkey just long enough for the splice”; then back to the city, and on board the boat to take his wife home.
Stine and her party protested against this arrangement with equal energy, if not with equal warmth of expression. A wedding without a feast was an impossibility, and there would always be time enough for the sail, thought Stine to herself. So she clung to her decision, supported by her cousin of the Gilded Tarpot, and for the first time in his life, even before the “splice,” Björn learned what unlooked-for obstacles can be put in our way by the so-called weaker sex. At least, so the old poets call it.
Björn grumbled, but was clever enough to hold his peace. In all secrecy he laid a counter-mine, telling his brother to take the “Flying Fish” out as far as the custom-house and lay her up in the ferry harbor, with all ropes clear for sailing, and when that was done to come himself to the Gilded Tarpot, which was a favorite place of refreshment for country people, soldiers, and petty officials.
In this way each party felt sure of the eventual victory, and the marriage could come off. The minister tied the knot in his little country church and gave them a glass of sherry and a silver soup-ladle in the rectory. Björn put both “inside his vest,” and then the innkeeper drove them into town. The village people gave them a hurrah, and finally the merry company sat down in the Gilded Tarpot’s basement rooms to a board laden with roasts of lamb and pork, ham and vegetables, and all manner of other good things. Sweet cordials were there for the ladies, and French wines, while for the men there was brandy and punch.
Through the basement window one could see a high brick wall, gleaming in the strong sunlight, and if one laid one’s self over the table, with one’s head in the neighbor’s lap, ’way high up one could see a tiny piece of blue sky as large as a handkerchief perhaps, with feathery clouds driving over it.
Some of Stine’s female relatives were there, and the innkeeper’s family and best friends. Among the family was a ship’s-joiner, who proved his sympathetic comprehension of the importance of the occasion by getting drunk at once and making pathetic speeches. And among the good friends was a “former officer of justice,” as he called himself, a man with a decoration in his buttonhole; also a drunken-looking jailer, who wore a stiff collar and his service medal to remind the world that he had once been a non-commissioned officer. He looked as if he had his serious doubts about the company, and expected the one or the other of them to make away with the spoons. Probably because of this doubt therefore he kept a distance between himself and the rest of the company, and poured out an endless series of small whiskies for himself, “on the top of the glass,” as he expressed it, without any appreciable effect. He laughed a sudden and ferocious-sounding laugh, drank half his glass, cleared his throat, poked his elbows in the host’s ribs, and said: “Old comrade, here’s to the good old times.” This for him was the height of sociability.
He called Björn “Captain,” but after a few repetitions of the word the bridegroom laid down his fork, with a large slice of beet on it, and remarked:
“Port your helm, friend, and let up on that ‘Captain,’ if you don’t want to make me angry.”
After this admonition he compromised on “Boatsman.”
Björn was decidedly out of sorts. He had the impression of being left out in the cold, which was probably due to his deafness. He certainly filled his place in the literal sense, but Niels did not come, and Stine, the bride—well, Stine sat there at his side in a black merino gown, with wreath and veil, her red hands in her lap, as straight up and down in her chair as if she had swallowed a yardstick.
That was probably the correct thing to do, for a northern bride should not be too vivacious. But there seemed to be in her nature a certain dignity, which would be a good thing in a home no doubt, but which seemed out of place here between roast and cordial.
“One certainly could not call her too affectionate,” Björn said afterward, when describing the occasion.
He sat alone and she sat alone. She ate very little; he ate enough for two. The ship’s-joiner made one speech after another, the sun shone down on the brick wall, and Björn leaned over on Stine and looked up out of the window.
Stine pulled her veil aside, smoothed her dress, and asked: “What are you looking at?”
“Fine opportunity that,” said Björn. Her eyes followed his.
“You mean that fourth story to let up there? Yes, I would rather like to live there. Then one would not have to be on the water so much.”
“A fine opportunity to sail home, I mean,” explained Björn. “The wind is strong from the south.”
Stine glanced at him uneasily, and then at the innkeeper.
“A stiff south breeze,” continued Björn. “It has been a north wind for some time, and will be to-night again. We don’t have a chance like this every day.”
At a glance from Stine the innkeeper proposed a “good, old-time Danish cheer” for Björn, in the attempt to change the train of his thoughts, and the ship’s-joiner made his fifth speech.
Then mine host proposed a song, in which all joined, even the jailer, who held second voice and tooted like a clarinet.
After that, in spite of some objection, the ship’s-joiner rose, and, supporting himself by his neighbors’ shoulders, began, with tears in his eyes:
“Good friends and hearers, we are all that, I think—”
“Yes, yes,” they answered.
“We will now—something must be said to them before they leave father and mother—I mean before they leave the circle of these kind friends—”
“They don’t go until to-morrow,” said mine host.
“No,” said Björn, banging the table with his fist.
“He’s right,” said Niels, coming in just then. “The wind is fresh from the south, Björn.”
“I know,” said Björn, getting up.
“Hush!” whispered the innkeeper. “Let the joiner finish his speech.”
“Listen, dear friends,” continued the joiner, reeling from side to side. “We are all mortal, and we all love our native country. I do not say fatherland; I say native country. We do not know where our fathers came from, but we know where we were born ourselves—”
“What nonsense is this?” whispered Niels, who grasped the situation and was ready to fight.
“Who is that man?” asked the joiner, trying to fix his bleary gaze on Niels and holding fast to his neighbor’s shoulder. “Is that a man who will not drink to his native country? If he is, then I say: ‘Fie, for shame,’ say I.”
Niels looked meaningly at Björn.
“Shall we clear the place and take Stine with us?”
Björn motioned to him. But one of the guests who supported the joiner heard what Niels said. He drew away his shoulder, the joiner fell to the floor, and in a minute the place was in an uproar. Every one spoke or screamed at once. Niels had already collared the jailer. Then, at this highly critical moment, the sense of duty of the women of the old days awoke in Stine. She placed herself by the side of her chosen lord and master and announced that “she would sail to Jutland with him rather than have a fight on her wedding day.” That settled the matter. The joiner was carried into the next room and put to bed, the guests shook hands cordially and drank one another’s health. Niels and Björn became most amiable at once, and Niels ordered more punch. The innkeeper made the best of a bad business, and peace settled down on the spirits of the company.
Then the party broke up.
In his delight at his victory Björn invited the entire party, even to the jailer, to take a sail on the “Flying Fish.” He would put them ashore at the limekilns when they had had enough, he said.
The invitation was accepted, probably in the desire not to disturb the nearly sealed peace. But when they all came up out of the Gilded Tarpot, the fresh air and the sunshine, or the joy of his own victory, or the feelings of a bridegroom, or all of them at once, so overcame Björn that he took Stine round the waist and swore he would dance a waltz with her then and there. Which he did, in spite of her obstinate protest, to the great delight of the passers-by. Then he dropped Stine, and, seizing the jailer, danced a polka with him. He next insisted upon carrying off a sentry-box to try the sentry’s gun on the Amalienplads. But this last was too much for the military feelings of the jailer. He declared it “scandalous” and walked away as red in the face as a lobster, and took the innkeeper with him. At the next corner was a flaring menagerie poster, with pictures of elephants, monkeys, and bears. These last caught Björn’s attention; he declared that he must go and see his cousins perform, and the wedding guests had difficulty in getting him away safely. By this time quite a crowd had collected, which listened with interest to the lively remarks made by the big fisherman, and when at last, to the immense delight of the crowd, he gave a plastic imitation of a dancing bear, the rest of the invited guests fled, and an assemblage of those not invited followed Björn, Niels, and Stine down to the harbor.
“Come, now, Björn, keep quiet,” said Niels, soothingly, as a policeman appeared interested in their movements.
“Shouldn’t I be merry on my wedding day?” queried Björn, looking around beamingly.
Stine was ready to cry, but held out heroically. She had chosen her lot in life, and was ready to take whatever came.
“It will be better later,” was her consoling thought.
They got down to the harbor somehow and into the boat.
“You’ll have to reef,” said the ferry-keeper.
“Full sail!” called Björn. “This is my wedding trip.”
“All right,” said the ferryman. But he whispered aside to Niels: “Can he sail a boat?”
“Well, rather,” laughed Niels.
“All ready, Niels?” asked Björn.
“Yes.”
“Stine stowed away safely?”
“Yes.”
“All off then; let go!”
“Hurrah!” called the ferrymen, but shook their heads nevertheless.
“That will be a wet wedding trip if he doesn’t take in some of that sail,” they commented.
And it certainly was wet.
Stine will never forget it, and Björn tells the story himself in this wise:
“We just skipped through the water. I must say the ‘Flying Fish’ did fly that day. As we went past the ferry-boats and the pilot-boats they called out to us, but I waved my hat and asked if they could see the color of her bottom.
“‘I hope she will stand it,’ said Niels.
“‘She’ll have to,’ I answered.
“Stine lay in the bottom of the boat and gave up all the good dinner they served us in the inn. It was a good thing she had not eaten more.
“I tried to cheer her up, but I don’t think she heard me.
“Niels and I were dripping wet, the sails were dripping wet, and so was Stine. I haven’t sailed like that before or since.
“I didn’t dare sail all the way home with her like that, so put up at the dock of the town.
“The old skipper who bought ‘The Pail’ came down to the water. ‘What sort of weather is that for full sail?’ he asked. ‘Have you a cargo?’
“‘A wedding cargo,’ I answered, ‘but it’s more dead than alive, I guess. Come, help us get the old woman ashore, or she will give up the ghost right here.’ We handed Stine up. She couldn’t stand on her legs at all, and we had to leave her at the house of a good friend in the town. She stayed there three days and nights, and I had to go round with dry mouth, couldn’t get even so much as a kiss.
“It was all right afterward, but she was angry at me for some time because I had ‘made a fool of her in that way.’ What can one expect from such land lubbers, who have never seen more water than a pool in a village street in all their lives?
“Whenever I speak of that day Stine gets cross, but I rub my nose with the back of my hand and say: ‘Well, anyway, that was the most wonderful wedding trip I ever heard of.’
“And that is why I haven’t made any more like it.”